Alright, so I am a little strict about the character applications on this site, but, really, I just want a couple paragraphs for history and a valid signature alchemy. I was wandering around the internet one day and found this. This would be an example of a bad application, please look at it closely:
Name: ANUS BLEEDING EXPLODING NINJA (Or Aben, as his friends like to call him)
Age: 10 minutes
Sexual Orientation: Hi it's Vince with slapchop! You're gonna be in a great mood all day because you're gonna be slapping your troubles away with the slapchop.
Race: Half jellyfish, half electric eel, half radioactive bikini, half washing machine, half Helga Pataki, half the planet of Jupiter, 100% Abraham Lincoln.
History: Once upon a time there was a pet shop and in that pet shop was a man, a man with dignity, values, honor, and a penis. "One day," He told himself as he fed on the corpse of Bill Cosby, "I will reign supreme over chocolate. CHOCOLATE!? CHOOKLIIIITTT!!! CHOOOOOOOOOKLLLIIITTT!!!"
Self Description: He looks curiously attractive and smells like a nursing home on fire. He has an old people burning smell. OLD PEOPLE BURNING OLD PEOPLE BURNING
Powers: "You're gonna love my nuts"
Weapons: A pillow that says "Super girl" on it.
Clothing: Skinny jeans and a tight shirt that says "Too hot to care"
Accessories: A hard boiled egg.
Special Marking or Symbols: Has the nike logo on his cheek, McDonalds "M" on his forehead, a tattoo that says "Books r cool"
Other stuff needed to know of: lactates whenever the word "The" or "And" is used.
Category I wish to be in: "Best character ever"
Subject: Example of a Bad Application 
Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:14 pm
